12 Discreet Ways to Hide Your Sex Toys

So you have one or more sex toys. They're so fulfilling that you won't want to play alone or with a companion without them. However, not everyone has a sex-positive mindset, and even for those who do, discovering or exposing your most private objects, particularly by family or unexpected visitors, can be embarrassing.

Here are the best methods to hide your sex toys and avoid uncomfortable conversations.

1. Bedside Table Boxes

If you don't have a bedside drawer, you may adorn your room with bedside table boxes, such as IKEA's DIY boxes. Grab three or so, depending on the height of your bed, and use the storage boxes as a bedside table. Place your lamp, books, or other items on top, making opening them more difficult for nosey Nancys.

2. A Suitcase

Almost everyone owns one or more pieces of baggage, so what on earth would somebody be doing searching through what they believe to be an empty suitcase? Place your toys inside your bag, and maybe add a couple layers of old clothes or books to make them stand out even more.

You could even keep it sealed with a padlock and tell everybody who asks that it is merely there, waiting for your next journey.

Consider placing your baggage on the highest shelf of your closet to make it more difficult to grasp. But if someone wants to borrow your bag, remember all the sexy stuff inside!

3. A shoe box

Do you have your eye on a new pair of shoes? Do not trash the package just yet. Shoe boxes have been a reliable storage solution for years (imagine those who keep dirty money in shoe boxes on top of their closet).

So, if you need to store a few odds and ends, why not include your trusted toy? A collection of shoe boxes raises no suspicions and does not appear to be an interesting thing to investigate.

4. A drawstring organza bag

These little drawstring bags are ideal for storing trinkets such as miniature jewelery. However, for little sex toys such as nipple clamps and cock rings, these bags are not only compact, but also convenient to keep discreetly.

Consider using a non-see-through organza bag and storing it in your knickers drawer or bedside table for convenient access and transit.

5. Inside Socks

Your sock drawer, which no one would be interested in, is an excellent spot to store your various sex toys. The most straightforward method would be to tuck the toy inside a winter wool coat, fold it in half, and mix it with the rest of your socks.

This is not only a terrific method to keep your sex toy secure, but it also serves as a soft cushion to keep it from rubbing against other items.

6. Specifically designed discrete sex toy storage containers

For sex toy collectors and connoisseurs, investing in a specialised container designed specifically for keeping sex toys is not a terrible idea. There are various different types, so you're likely to find one that meets your needs.

These sex toy containers, which range from organiser boxes with mesh pockets to secret storage drawers and handbags, are often lockable.

7. Inside the pocket of a big handbag

If you are one of those women who enjoys carrying enormous purses, there is usually a pocket on the interior lining. This compartment is ideal for storing personal things such as tampons and intimate toys.
Of course, you don't want to go about town while shopping with a sex toy in your handbag, but if you have a spare, you can hang it in your closet for safety. Easy peasy!

8. Inside a Tampon Box

If you’re a woman who uses tampons, you’ll know that almost all men want to avoid these types of sanitary products like the plague. And this is a good thing, because… well, that’s 50 percent of the population that most likely won’t be having a little peek inside.

Another helpful tip would be to keep the tampon box in your bedroom to avoid guests or other women hoping to grab one in case of emergency.

9. Inside the Poster Tube

You know those long, rigid tubes that posters and other materials are housed in? Yes, that tube is ideal for hiding long and slender sex toys such as dildos or vibrators.

And if you don't have one of those tubes but still think it's a good hiding area, spend the money on a cheap poster; it'll be worth it. Alternatively, for those who love a secret glass or two, some alcohol bottles, such as Glenfiddich whisky, come in the same tube form.

10. Inside a stuffed animal pouch

If someone tells you you're too old to have a stuffed toy, unfriend them immediately. Especially if you're using the stuffed toy to conceal your sex toy! You know, some plush animals and toys include a little secret bag. So, if you need to hide something, this is generally a safe choice to explore.

11. Inside Hanging Storage Slots

Consider adding hanging storage slots to your closet for clothing or other items. Allocate one slot and insert the sex toy in the centre of your socks or pants.
You could even utilise shoe-specific hanging storage. Just be sure to maintain the area clean and your toy in a separate box or bag, such as an organza bag.

12. Under-bed storage

While it may appear to be the most apparent hiding spot, if you have a tiny area beneath your bed and relatives or friends who aren't too curious, this might be the ideal location to hide your toys. You might use a little bag, a small box, or any other type of storage, possibly filling it with additional goods, and presto, you have an easy-to-access location precisely where the magic happens.

And now that you've discovered these 13 brilliant methods to hide your sex toys, you can say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and unpleasant talks. Instead, you may have your sex time in peace.